What is this lame "we're just friends" response celebrities like to toss around these days despite evidence to the contrary? Not only has Ms. Lohan been caught referring to her latest musician flame, Jeremy Greene, as her "boyfriend" (if you believe Life & Style magazine, that is), she's also taking part in Greene's upcoming reality show, along with her entire (crazy) family. Come on, a major celebrity of Lohan's caliber (even a semi-retired one) would sign up for a cheesy reality show only if her judgment were clouded by tons of wild, libidinous sex with the creator of said show.
One word of caution for you, Ms. Lohan: "CHAOTIC".