So, how goes it sexy people? Did you bask in the throws of commercial passion?
Did you give in and lamely wish your neighbor a "Happy V-Day" ?.
You did? How lame of you!! I kid, I kid. Don't worry we have another whole year to enjoy without being bombarded with crappy 'red themed' store decor demanding that we buy some loving.
Until then, I leave you with some aftermath stories of hilarious, not-so-hilarious, painful, extremely painful (and not of the enjoyable kind), V-Day stories. Our top fave being the "Split Penis" story, posted by Jennie:
My ex boyfriend and I were really tight up for cash one Valentines day. So he wanted to cook me a nice romantic candlelit dinner and then go to the movies. I was so excited.
I got dressed up really nicely and headed out to his house. It was snowing pretty badly out, and of course just my luck my car breaks down. I had to walk in the snow for 15 minutes to try and find a pay phone, but there we none so I ended up walking to his house.
So I finally I arrive at his house late obviously drenched, hair, makeup, outfit, shoes ruined. So he went and got me dry clothes and we ate dinner. Then the worst part arrives. After our dinner and movie which went great (even though I was wearing guys clothes), we decide to slip into his hot tub. And when I say slip I mean SLIP!!
We have had a couple drinks by now, and we were ready to get it on any second. I get into the hot tub first. Then he goes to get in and slips -- landing right onto his erect member. And...he split it wide open.
I rushed him to the hospital and we were there all night and all the next day. A Valentine's Day I will never forget!!!
We sure hope 'he' is all good and better. And remember, before you pop on that rubber, throw one in and step on some!
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