Hey sexy people, I know, I know, all half dozen of you are thinking, what happened with today's postings? Well, we were busy with non-computer related things (it's called having a life), so don't get your masks all in a twist... sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. Anyhow, I'm gonna play a little catch up.. humor us, please, and pretend that this shit is all new news to you.

So, let's start with Cruisey-poo's. You know, there's one thing that always makes us laugh, and that is, money can buy you a lot of things, but happiness? credibility? popularity? Can't say that he looks that awfully unhappy spending all those greens, But that's a nil point, and a nil point again for this feeble attempt to buy him some credibility and popularity (with the heteros). So we're simply gonna post this pic and offer you a laugh and a half showing in-the-closet-Cruise-boy looking ridiculously funny whilst doing his hardest (oops, sorry no, the hard part happens when he's plays Xenu dress up games with his BFF David Miscavige), so, here he is doing is butt-tasticness to try and look like he loves to fuck chicks by attempting a fake clandestine move.

He needs to send back the flack for a reboot who forgot to remind him NOT to stick his little butt out while trying to look straight whilst getting 'caught' with some other lady who's not his (paid for) wife.

Source: The Daily Mail