There’s no denying that David (of David & Goliath fame) and Jonathan (King Saul’s oldest son) knew each other biblically in The Old Testament. Despite some scholarly objectors, who insist their bond was purely platonic, the dynamic biblical duo’s story gets gayer by the minute.
When hot, young David catches Jonathan’s eye, it’s love at first sight. Right on the spot, Prince Jonathan strips naked (gay sign #1) and offers David his haute-couture wardrobe made of rich, exotic fabrics (the time’s equivalent of cashmere): "And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his