It's that time of the week again! What better way to kick off the weekend than to leave you a few choice links from the wonderful weird wired world. Have fun browsing.... online, offline, your self, your lover(s)... you get the idea!

"The Sex Olympics"

Funny Sex Games: Adult-Theme Scavenger Hunt

Seduction Secrets: How To Have Women BEG You For It

Colombian reality show rewards dirtiest sex

Viagra Joke

101 Things You Shouldn't Say During Sex

The raunchy clothing line are bringing out some more "ass statements".
The company, created and designed by former Philosophy professor Sarah Esmahan Hamady. has based her inspiration on her philosophy of creating a fashion line "free of restrictions and self doubt".

Click here to check out her latest pieces. If you're in NYC, bring your sexy ass (and lovers sexy ass) down to 147 Orchard Street for some fun and games in the changing room.

Remember the good old days when that hot and steamy encounter left some juicy, umm, news to gloat over with your closest girlfriends? Those whispery, giggly chats were to be delightfully and deliciously devoured amongst the select only. Then of-course, house or close-by dorm mates would almost certainly be in the know. Raised eyebrows over 'good morning' nods to the bathroom would either be met with smirks or dark under eye circles. Yet those special stories were almost always enjoyable to share (and they still are), but amongst close friends only. Well, not so anymore.

To honor this fact, todays posting, actually make that, this evenings posting, will be dedicated to sex. Did we hear applause? Thanks. Enjoy the pickings.

Heard of Air Guitar? Well, how about Air Sex?

A guide to green sex

Homemade sex toys here, and here.

The pièce de résistance.

This latest trend has some health experts worried that these women could put their health at risk. It's a procedure that has not been thoroughly tested or researched. The risks and side effects are unknown. Women are greeted with a two page document listing 68 risks associated with this new procedure which, can range from "No effect at all", to "Sexual dysfunction". So what is it? Click to read on.. you'll be troubled to read of this dangerous new procedure.

"EVER wondered what would happen if a man proposed to his girlfriend at a major sports event or on live television and she said no."
Click here to see what happened: Public proposal gone wrong

A few more choice stories and sites from the internets:

A 22 year old's view on becoming a pick-up artist: Becoming A Pick-Up Artist

Would you like write an obituary for an old relationship? Relationship Obituaries

Divorce gone bad: Love gone wrong

She's in the news why? Well, because this not so honorable lady has made it her business to marry rich men, divorce them quickly taking almost half of their fortunes, and so forth, making her a very rich lady.

This M&M (man & money) eater, (ha! I think I've coined a new phrase) amassed over 30 million dollars from her previous three quick marriages. She then set out to kick that bank balance up some more when she set up a new business, I mean, married hubby No. 4,, Stuart Crossley. He popped the question after only three months of meeting her and now two years later they're battling it out in the British High Court.

He soon realized that they were incompatible and thus wisely 'forgot' to tell her about "tens of millions" sitting in offshore accounts - which she now claims could be in the figure of 120 million dollars.

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE:

JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

YOUR LOVING HUSBAND

P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE

Source: Funny Love Story Wrong Email

Thanks Walaa Its Johnny

Yeah I know. It's over and it's so two weeks ago (kinda). But you know there's nothing like learning from others, I say, and with that, dear readers, I have some more choice stories to share with you as a result of the dreaded V-Day.

I promise this is it for the year. Some stories are old, some are new but there are lessons here to be learned, so don't forget to keep those masks peeled! Enjoy.

'Tis is a sad day, dear readers, if you, or someone you know, succumbed to the act of pleasuring your mate for the sake of some dinky V-Day dinner. PLEASE! Let's not make a song about this as we hope we are all waaaaaaaaaaaaay more smarter than that. But let us remember those who are still very young and naive in the head. Let us remember that we do know how to put to use our in-good-working-order brain cells and know better, but that there are those who feel the dreaded V-Day day is a "Steak & Blow-job day". For real!